By far the funniest thing I ever read! A man who bought his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I...

>а а а а а а а а а а а а а а а а а а а а а а а а а аааAn Israeli > doctor says: "Medicine in my country is so advanced > that we can take a kidney...

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Isreal, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the...

Longest Nerve in the body... Did you know that in the human body there is nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus? It's called the anal optic...

Little Johnny Strikes Again: A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what they need at home. Joey says, "A computer." The...

A blond is flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She is frantic and calls out a May Day. ...

A blonde was sitting in class when the professor asked her if she knew what the Roe vs Wade decision was. She sat there for quite a while pondering...

Mother's Milk....funny! Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their Mid term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages...

Woman: Do you drink beer? Man: Yes Woman: How many beers a day? Man:

GOD: Frank, you know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on down there on the planet? What happened to the dandelions,...

My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair...

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed. What a beauty of a bird feeder it was, as I filled it lovingly with...

HONEY, darling! An elderly lady was invited to an old friend's home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded...

A recent article in the Kentucky Post reported that a woman, one Anne Maynard, has sued St Lukes hospital, saying that after her husband was treated...

The following questions were set in last year's examination These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds)...and they WILL breed. Q. Name the...

Man Killed on Golf Course . . . The Price of Honesty! A foursome of men is waiting at the men's tee while a foursome of women is hitting from...

THE SENSUOUS WIFE "Have you ever seen a twenty dollar bill all crumpled up?" asked the wife. "No," said her husband. She gave him a sexy...

The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists. Two men and a...

As many of you probably know, the search for ammo is pretty frantic right now. I managed to score a couple of cases of ammo at the sporting goods...

This is a story of self-control and marksmanship with an itsy bitsy shooter by a woman against a fierce predator. What is the smallest caliber you...