Duke's AM cliff notes for 1/5/2012

Good Morning, we are still waiting for the right things to happen and for all of Iraq's camels to get in a row. We all know it will happen, when we are not sure, but the RV will come to us.Can we at stardogger predict when it will happen, NO, but we do believe it will happen and will continue to give you the most up to the minute information on the progress of the RV. So stay tuned.

Note: I post the early news that comes out of Iraq. So I do not get all the rest of the story. I have others that take up from where I leave off. So check our forum for the latest after my post.

Have a great day and RV soon.

1.. Currency Auctions: Announcement No. (2050): 01/05/2012

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...nt-No.-(2050)-...

2. Word of the Day: Thursday January 5, 2012: gasconade

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1ia0oGNiJ

3. City bombing toll rises to 45 double-Sadr dead and wounded

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1ia1aDLsL

4. Many fearful of Iraq's future

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...-Iraq-s-future

5. Credit Obama For Leaving Iraq, But The U.S. Remains Over-Committed

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1ia1z8DLb

6. Three deputies from the Iraqi announce the formation of an independent block and decide to return to parliament

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1ia5JDobr

7. Parliament held a special meeting to vote on the 11 laws

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1ia6XZnze

8. Maliki appoints acting ministers replacing Iraqiya ministers

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...2347#post32347

Duke

P. S. Actual Fast Food Application
Actual Fast Food Job Application

This is an actual job application someone submitted at a fast-food establishment........

NAME: Greg Bulmash

DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?:
I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: Only when set on fire.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: No, but I dare you to prove otherwise.

SIGN HERE: Scorpio with Libra rising.


PP. SS. Eye Exam (Click on Link)

http://www.jokesandhumor.com/jokes/391.html