Promised Land LOL!

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Isreal, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is your Promised Land." Today, Congress has stolen your shovels, taxed your asses, raised the price of your Camels and mortgaged your Promised Land. I was so depressed last night thinking about the Health Care plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc...I called a Suicide hotline. I had to press one for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck....Folks we're screwed!