Blonde Dude on a cruise!

I went to a travel agency to take a cruise recently, and they told me the cruise I wanted to go on would cost $980. I paid them the money, and immediately felt a thump on the back of my head just before everything went black.

When I woke up, I was on my back strapped to a raft in the middle of the ocean! I lifted my head up, and seen another raft with a blonde dude strapped to it. I was real hungry, so I hollered over to him, “Hey, do you know if they serve food on this cruise”? The blonde dude hollered back, “I don’t know, they didn’t last year”!

Too funny. Good post, Thanks.