Duke's AM cliff notes for 03/06/2012

Good Morning, hope all are doing ok. As for me, doing better today, having to med issues so may miss a post at time . But I am here tody.

1. Currency Auctions Announcement No. (2092): 03/06/2012

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2. Word of the Day: Tuesday March 6, 2012: appertain

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3. Fugitive Iraq VP says he will stay in Kurdish zone

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4. Iraq central bank puts Warka Bank under guardianship

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5. Economist: delete the zeros is an urgent need to raise the value of the Iraqi currency in the market

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6. Central Bank puts the Warka Bank under the tutelage and preparing to appoint a new management

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Duke

P. S. Sleeping in Church


One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea", said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In the church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones. "Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him in the leg with the hatpin. "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister.

Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed."Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. "God!"

Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin "Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice.

As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that dammned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!" "Amen," replied the congregation.