*duke1 am cliff notes 12/14/2010

[Duke]

Good Morning, hope everyone is OK and well. Violence seems to continueing in Iraq. Today is the day chapter 7 is to be lifted, let's hope so. I hope everyone has a great day and rv soon.

1. Congress: Maliki is approaching the completion of his cabinet

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...0419#post20419

2. Deputy for Iraq confirm that delivery of the names of candidates for the ministries to raise the ablation of its members

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz184BWKs00

3. Maliki seeks to «resolve things» with Allawi, 10 days before the end of the deadline to form government

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz184Bk8ML2

4. Osman: Maliki is able to form a majority government in the event of withdrawal of Iraqi

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz184CcY2Di

5. Banking system may not make it to Christmas

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz184IOmOPU

6. What's next in Iraq?

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...s-next-in-Iraq

7. Iraq : the functional state

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...0424#post20424

8. UN’s Iraq meeting to gather Davutoğlu, Biden

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...0425#post20425

9. Economic : Central opens weekly auction sale of $ 201 million

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz184eOEQMv

10. Conscious / Iraqi adviser Hani Ashour: Policy Board has become a done deal and would start work within two weeks

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz184tiLv6N

11. Budget in 2011 the biggest and most controversial

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz184vePmn3

12. Lumberjack: external intervention, delaying the formation of the government

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz184wDj6YT

13. Raundozi: Kurdistan with the National Council of the policies, but!

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz184yEdrDH

14. Federal Court marks the beginning of the first legislative term of the Parliament of the mid-June

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1852OUAc7

15. Turkey announces the participation of Minister of Foreign Affairs at a meeting on Iraq in New York

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz185CzjbcV

16. Speaker stresses need to make use of democratic experiences in the world

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz185DdMWvH

17. UN to end Saddam-era sanctions on Iraq

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...0434#post20434

18. Good Profits and ‘The Good War’

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...0436#post20436

*duke1

P. S. The Laws of Golf, Part I
LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.

LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.

LAW 3: Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. Though this cannot be proven in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater its attraction to water.

LAW 4: Golf balls never bounce off of trees back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a law of the universe and should be cut down.

LAW 5: No matter what causes a golfer to muff a shot, all his playing partners must solemnly chant "You looked up" or else invoke the wrath of the universe.

LAW 6: The higher a golfer's handicap, the more qualified he deems himself as an instructor.

LAW 7: Every par-three hole in the world has a secret desire to humiliate golfers. The shorter the hole, the greater its desire.

LAW 8: Topping a 3-iron is the most painful torture known to man.

LAW 9: Palm trees eat golf balls.

LAW 10: Sand is alive. If it isn't, how do you explain the way it works against you?


PP. SS. The Laws of Golf, Part II
LAW 11: Golf carts always run out of power at the farthest point from the clubhouse.

LAW 12: A golfer hitting into your group will always be bigger than anyone in your group. Likewise, a group you accidentally hit into will consist of a football player, a professional wrestler, a convicted murderer and an IRS agent -- or some similar combination.

LAW 13: All 3-woods are demon-possessed.

LAW 14: Golf balls from the same sleeve tend to follow one another, particularly out of bounds or into the water (See Law 3).

LAW 15: A severe slice is a thing of awesome power and beauty.

LAW 16: "Nice lag" can usually be translated to "lousy putt." Similarly, "tough break" can usually be translated "way to miss an easy one, sucker."

LAW 17: The person you would most hate to lose to will always be the one who beats you.

LAW 18: The last three holes of a round will automatically adjust your score to what it really should be.

LAW 19: Golf should be given up at least twice per month.

LAW 20: All vows taken on a golf course shall be valid only until sunset.

[dneener03]

Thank You for all the info. Much Appreciated.

[Vito123]

Thanks, do not forget to drink coffee in the morning for those typos. Slow fingers.

[lil red]

Thank you so much! Love your golf Laws funny