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    He Said; I Said

    He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it
    I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you?

    He said to me . . ...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
    I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

    He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
    I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

    He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
    I said to him .. . They don't have time

    He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
    I said to him .. . I don't know; it has never happened.

    He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
    I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

    He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
    I said. . . A widow.

    He said to me . .. . Why are married women heavier than single women?
    I said to him . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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    thats awesome lol.

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