*duke1 am cliff notes 01-15-2011

[Duke]

Good Morning, well we made it through another week and we are still waiting, but I hope all are keeping a positive attitude and that you have a great day and rv soon.

1. Kurdistan: America does not recognize the existence of an independent Iraq is a sovereign

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1B5AL4cZH

2. 20 years later: A look at Gulf War propaganda

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1B5CqrzWq

3. Allawi: What treachery committed by Saddam in Kuwait is hurtful to see

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1B5DZMg9N

4. Sadr’s followers demand Biden’s stay away from Iraq

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1B5GT8N8n

5. Iran continues to be US nightmare

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...2251#post22251

6. State Law: Iraq has prepared a draft of the Strategic Council stripped the three presidencies of some powers

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1B5IeNvel

7. Hakim: There are sincere intentions of both Iraq and Kuwait to resolve common issues

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1B5LFK7JO

8. Statistics criticizing the Iraqi Central Bank to publish inflation indicators

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1B5MaVHZ7

9. Talabani met with Shiite cleric Moqtada al-Sadr in Najaf

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1B5Vgd2wi

10. Conscious / Zebari: lifting sanctions on Iraq is the beginning of the end of the restrictions of Chapter VII 13/1/2011 7:16 pm

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1B5rPFGYy

11. Iraqi Drilling Company is preparing for the drilling and reclamation of 228 oil wells during 2011

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1B5uJ18mx

12. Rise in the price of Iraqi oil to $ 94 per barrel

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1B5vBV2Dt
Rebuilding Iraq

13. Shia Leader Calls On Nuri al-Maliki to Kick US Troops Out of Iraq Without Delay

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1B68pfxIJ

14. Sadr's Followers Demand Biden Stay Away from Iraq

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1B69QuPEZ

15. Prime Minister of Syria arrives in Baghdad for an official visit

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1B6Fre0N7

16. Member of the National Alliance calls to stand up to "override" the Governments of Kuwait, Saudi Arabia and Iran on Iraq

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1B6NkxoKm

17. Syrian Prime Minister visits Iraq:

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...2265#post22265

*duke1

P. S. Sleeping Dog
One afternoon, a woman was in her back yard hanging the laundry when an old, tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. The woman could tell from the dog's collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. But when she walked into the house, the dog followed her, sauntered down the hall and fell asleep in a corner.

An hour later, he went to the door, and the woman let him out.

The next day the dog was back. He resumed his position in the hallway and slept for an hour. This continued for several weeks.

Curious, the woman pinned a note to his collar: "Every afternoon, your dog comes to my house for a nap."

The next day he arrived with a different note pinned to his collar: "We have ten children. He's trying to catch up on his sleep."

PP. SS. Police Quotes
"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out after you wear them awhile."

"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

"Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

"Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."

"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"

"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."

"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."

"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

"Just how big were those two beers?