Duke's am cliff notes for 06/04/2011

[Duke]

Good Morning, hope everyone has a great week end and all are safe, seems nature is throwing a curve ball in some areas, so all take care and be safe. To all have a great day and let's hope for RV soon.

1. No Currency Auction on Saturday, see you on Sunday with new report: Duke

2. Economists: the continuing freeze Iraqi funds hurt the circulation of money for Iraq
03/06/2011 13:46

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1OG1uw0qX

3. Maliki confirms the seriousness of the government to reform institutions

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1OG2SA18B

4. Central Bank of the process of finalizing the draft raise three zeroes from the Iraqi dinar

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1OGnd8Gfs

5. UPDATE 1-Iraqi PM orders probe into state-run Trade Bank of Iraq


Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1OGp1NEQu

6. Clinton urges U.S. companies to invest in Iraq

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1OGsEVp37

7. Allawi admits the existence of fraud occurred in the operations of the last parliamentary elections!

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1OHxUIzEn

8. Finance Committee: Kuwait does not want negotiations with Iraq to solve the outstanding problems
On: Saturday 06/04/2011 10:32

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1OItQIY8N

9. Deadline close for Iraqi ministers told to make changes or lose job

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1OIv7jRnl

10. President calls on parliamentarians and politicians to work hard to improve services in all fields

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1OIw6X100

11. Hasnawi: first session of Parliament will shed light on the period of one hundred days

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1OIwfHumi

12. Demonstration Friday

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...8120#post28120

13. Economists: the continuing freeze Iraqi funds hurt the circulation of money for Iraq
03/06/2011 13:46


Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1OJ2IDFtl

Duke


P. S. The Big Business Way
The American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them. The Mexican replied only a little while.

The American then asked why didn't he stay out longer and catch more fish? The Mexican said he had enough to support his family's immediate needs. The American then asked, but what do you do with the rest of your time?

The Mexican fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my amigos, I have a full and busy life, senor."

The American scoffed, "I am a Harvard MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and with the proceeds buy a bigger boat with the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats, eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution. You would need to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then LA and eventually NYC where you will run your expanding enterprise."

The Mexican fisherman asked, "But senor, how long will this all take?"

To which the American replied, "15-20 years."

But what then, senor?

The American laughed and said that's the best part. When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock to the public and become very rich, you would make millions.

Millions, senor? Then what?

The American said, "Then you would retire. Move to a small coastal fishing village where you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could sip wine and play your guitar with your amigos."


PP. SS Wyoming Dumb Laws

• All new buildings that cost over $100,000 to build must have 1% of funds spent on art work for the building.

• If one is drunk in a mine, he or she could land in jail for up to a year.

• Junk dealers may not make any business transactions with drunk persons.

• It is illegal to wear a hat that obstructs people’s view in a public theater or place of amusement.

• Using a firearm to fish is strictly forbidden.

• Any person who fails to close a fence is subject to a fine of up to seven hundred and fifty dollars.

• It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.

• You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.

• Skiing under the influence of alcohol is prohibited.


Wyoming Dumb City Laws:

Cheyenne:

• It is illegal to spit on the steps of a school.