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1. Currency Auctions Announcement No. (2059): 1/18/2012
http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...2683#post32683
2. Word of the Day: Wednesday January 18, 2012: persnickety
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1joJ3f0kq
3. Iraq cabinet bars ministers, testing coalition
http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...ting-coalition
4. Where? Not bothered really - no red lines for Allawi on conference location
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1joK5sk9K
5. Ahrar bloc tries to bring SLC and Iraqiya together
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1joKHA79g.
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6. Will withdraw confidence if national conference fails - al-Iraqiya
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1joKVEYL0
7. Damalouji: Maliki’s decision to prevent Iraqiya’s ministers from performing their duties as unconstitutional
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1joKgXwD6
Duke
P. S. Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.
"What's logic?" the first redneck asked.
The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"
"I sure do."
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good!" said the redneck.
The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."
Impressed, the redneck said, "Amazing!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!"
The redneck was catching on.
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wait to take that logic class!"
The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin'?" asked the friend.
"Math, history, and logic!" replied the first redneck.
"What in tarnation is logic?" asked his friend.
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?" asked the first redneck.
"No," his friend replied.
"You're queer, ain't ya?"
PP. SS. Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip.
They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods.
They spend a fortune.
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything.
The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day.
It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?"
The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
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