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    Duke's AM cliff notes for 02/13/2012

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    1. Word of the Day: Monday February 13, 2012: exoteric

    Read more: http://stardogger.net/forum/showthre...#ixzz1mFrckCNU

    2. Maliki: Cabinet meeting held in Basra, a successful initiative will include the rest of the provinces

    Read more: http://stardogger.net/forum/showthre...#ixzz1mFxIjkLM

    3. Sadr: Iraqi and agreed not to include the issues of al-Hashemi and al-Mutlaq at the national meeting

    Read more: http://stardogger.net/forum/showthre...#ixzz1mFyh8oeN

    4. Iraq opens first of four new offshore oil facilities to ramp up production
    Iraq:


    Read more: http://stardogger.net/forum/showthre...#ixzz1mGJJ1RBC

    5. Exposed to the local currency float "," economic sanctions pushed Syria and Iran to buy dollars from Ala

    Read more: http://stardogger.net/forum/showthre...#ixzz1mGS8rW90


    Duke

    P.. S. Romantic Jokes !


    Do you love me?
    Of course
    Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear
    Lemon meringue pie !

    I wish I had a penny for every boy that's asked me out.
    Wow, so you'd have enough to use a public lavatory then !

    What would it take to get you to kiss me ?
    An anaesthetic !

    Why is your face all scratched ?
    My girlfriend said it with flowers.
    How romantic.
    Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

    I'm not rich like Jack, don't have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marry you.

    I love you too, but what was that you said about Martin !
    Do you like me ?

    Well, as boys go your OK, and the further you go the better !

    Where are you off to ?
    The doctors, I don't like the look of my husband
    Can I come with you ?, I can't stand the sight of mine !

    Could you be happy with a boy like me ?
    Maybe, If you weren't around too often !

    She's such a nice bird.
    She must be if she goes out with a worm like you !

    The computer dating agency picked me out as an ideal boyfriend ?
    But who wants to go out with a computer !

    PP. SS. The Rules by which females are governed

    The FEMALE always makes the rules.

    The RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification...by the FEMALE.

    No MALE can possibly know all the RULES.

    If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all the RULES, she must immediately change some or all of them.

    The FEMALE is never wrong.

    If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.

    The MALE must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstandings.

    The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.

    The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE.

    The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

    The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset.

    The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

    The Male is expected to "mind read" at all times.

    The MALE who doesn't abide by THE RULES; can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp!

    Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.

    The FEMALE is ready when SHE is ready.

    The MALE must be ready at ALL times
    Last edited by dbcooper; 02-13-2012 at 03:54 PM.
    The woods are lovely, dark, and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, And miles to go before I sleep. Robert Frost

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