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    Duke's AM cliff notes for 03/10/2012

    Good Morning, Been a few days since last post, in my notes, but have posted in the forum, been busy with family matters.

    But here are my notes for today.

    Have a great day and week end and RV soon.

    1.No currency auction today.

    2. Word of the Day: Saturday March 10, 2012: esculent

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    3. Thousands rally in Iraq over Bahrain crackdown

    4. Terminal: 2012 budget were not consistent with the aspirations of the mass citizen

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    5. Parliament begins its headed by Najafi and the presence of 220 deputies

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    6. Warka bringing a lawsuit against the Central Bank of Iraq

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    7. House of Representatives voted to approve four bills and postpone amend the Unified Retirement Law

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    8. High Commission with the Central Bank to delete the zeros from the currency

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    9. Iraq Expects Kuwait Will Write Off Loans: Dabbagh

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    P. S. Baby Photographer

    The Smiths had no children and decided to use a proxy father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr.Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon."

    Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning madam. You don't know me but I've come to...."

    "Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in.

    "Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good! I've made a specialty of babies."

    "That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat. Just where do we start?" asked Mrs. Smith, blushing.

    "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out."

    "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me."

    "Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results."

    "I hope we can get this over with quickly," gasped Mrs. Smith.

    "Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure."

    "Don't I know!!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed.

    The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London."

    "Oh my god!!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief.

    "And these twins turned out exceptionally well when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with." The photographer handed Mrs. Smith the picture.

    "She was difficult ?" asked Mrs. Smith.

    "Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look."

    "Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement.

    "Yes", the photographer said. "And for more than three hours too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling. I could hardly concentrate. Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in."

    Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean they actually chewed on your,"

    "That's right. Well madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so that we can get to work."

    "Tripod??", Mrs. Smith looked extremely worried now.

    "Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold while I'm getting ready for action. Madam? Madam?..... Good Lord, she's fainted!!"
    The woods are lovely, dark, and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, And miles to go before I sleep. Robert Frost

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