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    Duke's AM cliff notes for 03/13/2012

    Good Morning, hope everyone's week is going well. Let's hope the summit coming up will have a positive affect on Iraq and the Arab world and things will look up in that part of the would and stability will occur.

    Have a great day and RV soon.

    1. Currency Auctions: Announcement No. (2097): 3/13/2012

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    2. Word of the Day Tuesday: March 13, 2012: astringent

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    3. Expert: rising inflation will make investors are fleeing the country

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    4. Biden affirms to Maliki the US readiness to support getting Iraq from Article VII man

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    5. Member of the Economic Committee: Increase the value of the national currency require

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    6. Member of the Economic Committee: Increase the value of the national currency requires economic development and diversification in fiscal revenue

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    Duke

    P. S. Sleeping in Church


    One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

    "I have an idea", said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

    In the church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones. "Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him in the leg with the hatpin. "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister.

    Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed."Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. "God!"

    Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin "Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice.

    As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

    The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that dammned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!" "Amen," replied the congregation.
    The woods are lovely, dark, and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, And miles to go before I sleep. Robert Frost

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