As many of you probably know, the search for ammo is pretty frantic right now.
I managed to score a couple of cases of ammo at the sporting goods store this morning.
As I was putting it in the trunk of my car, I was approached by an attractive young lady.
She struck up a conversation about how she supports the second amendment, loves to go to the gun range, and the like.
Then she shocked me by asking if I would be interested in bartering sex for ammo.

Once I regained my composure, I said: "OK, what kind of ammo do you have?"

She left!