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    Lightbulb IRS funny! LOL

    At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit
    the books of a local hospital. While the IRS agent was checking the
    books he turned to the CFO of the hospital and said, "I notice you buy
    a lot of bandages. What do you do with the end of the roll when there's
    too little left to be of any use ?"

    "Good question," noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to
    the bandage company and every now and then they send us a free box of
    bandages."

    "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual
    question had a practical answer.

    But on he went, in his obnoxious way. "What about all these plaster
    purchases ? What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on
    a patient ?"

    "Ah, yes," replied the CFO, realizing that the inspector was trying to
    trap him with an unanswerable question. "We save it and send it back to
    the manufacturer, and every now and then they send us a free package of
    plaster."

    "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster
    the know-it-all CFO.

    "Well," he went on, "What do you do with all the leftover foreskins from
    the circumcisions you perform ?"

    "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the CFO. "What we do is save all
    the little foreskins and send them to the IRS Office, and about once a
    year they send us a complete dick."
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    Re: IRS funny! LOL

    lmao, Too funny, thanks for the post.

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