Tickle me Elmo!! LOL!

[dbcooper]

Tickle Me Elmo:

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle
Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.

Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she
reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.

The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel
Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant
about the new employee.

He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is
backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.



The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so
the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line
is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory
floor and they're really beginning to pile up.



At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of
Tickle Me Elmo's She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag
of small marbles.

The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of
fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the
little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several
minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena .

'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight
face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
yesterday...'

'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.


If you don't send this to five friends right away,
There will be five fewer people laughing in the world!

[mannamay]

Two Test TICKLES---bahahahahaaa

[IcemanSC]

Ha Ha too funny. Good post, Thanks.