Top Ten Lies You Have Heard Lately*

[ruknrun]

*For women only, because we know women don't lie to men

#10 I'm on the other line with a contact who works at CBI and...
#9 That dress makes you look thin.
#8 While you sleep tonight, the dinar will RV in Vietnam. I know it's true because I heard it on DV.
#7 cya, I have to get back to work
#6 Don't blame me I'm only the messenger.
#5 My cousins boyfriend works at a bank and he winks at me everytime I say dinar.
#4 UN Resolution #4095095840985 says we are all going to be rich.
#3 I can't wait to see you on the cruise. I'll be the good looking guy at the bar.
#2 The Colonel puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that causes you to crave it fortnightly.
#1 My intel tells me the rv will happen...

[rjksreed]

Ha, now thats funny

[armondtoth]

No NO, # 9 should be, Honey the dress does not make you look fat,,,,its your hips

[wrebiejo]

#3 I can't wait to see you on the cruise. I'll be the good looking guy at the bar.

ruknrun, didn't you say these very words to me a few days ago? j/k LOL

[bwilson52]

Ha! Now THAT's funny!

[ltgcslt]

you have to love it

[minichaser]

Sorry I have to disagree I think the biggest one is ITS GOING TO RV ON SUNDAY

[Cowboy]

Of course I'll respect you in the morning.............. lol lol lol lol lol lol ... I would never say something like that though<inocent look>