Good Morning, as usual, we have good news and bad news. The good news is that some of the powers to be are trying to put their differences aside in order to form a united front. The bad news is that, some blocs still will not consed to a united government and still bombing their own.
We had hoped that when the U. S. pulled out that things would settle down, but that has not happened yet. But we are still hopeful that the government of Iraq will become settled and stable and the people will soon find stability in the government and with this stability, the people Iraq will become more prosperous and the RV will soon happen that will both help the country of Iraq and the people of Iraq and yes, when it RV;s, it will also be prosperous for those that hold the Iraqi dinar.
Have a great day and RV soon.
1. No currency auction today.
2. Word of the Day: Friday January 6, 2012: sprat
http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...2357#post32357
3. Tax filing deadline: IRS moves it to April 17
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1ifTEhCp1
4. IRAQ GRAPPLES WITH POLITICAL TENSION AS BOMBS KILL 68
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1ifX9k8Ok
5. Iraq Shi'ite militia says ready to lay down weapons
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1ifXLSk9c
6. President Talabani: the army must be kept free of any allegiances, only loyalty to the nation and the larger society in all their diversity and its components
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1ifXYmc2f
7. Barham Salih: We are all hungry for an independent homeland will not risk losing our gains if we see a peaceful and democratic Iraq
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1ifXmO5sN
8. Leader of the Sadrist movement withdraws from the celebration of the establishment of the army in protest at the presence of Jeffrey
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1ifcYfQCq
9.
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P. S. Fighter Plane Warranty Card
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Please fill out and mail this card within 10 days of purchase
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2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?
_F-14 Tomcat _F-15 Eagle _F-16 Falcon _F-117A Stealth _Classified
3. Date of purchase: Month___________Day___________Year____________
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5. Please check where this product was purchased:
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6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you have just purchased:
_Heard loud noise, looked up
_Store Display
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7. Please check the three (3) factors which most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:
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_Recommended by salesperson
_Speed/Maneuverability
_Comfort/Convenience
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_Price/Value
_Back-Room Politics
_Negative experience opposing one in combat
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_North America
_Central/South America
_Aircraft Carrier
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_Middle East
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_Misc. Third-World Countries
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Color TV
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ICBM
Killer Satellite
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Nuclear Weapon
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12. Occupation You Your Spouse
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PP. SS. Grinch Test
How to Tell if You're a Grinch
This is a set of essential personality tests to prepare you misfit readers for Christmas and your New Year's resolutions:
1. You reuse last year's Christmas cards and send them out under your own name (5 points).
2. You steal light bulbs from you neighbor's outdoor display to replenish your own supply (5 points, 10 if neighbor's whole light sets or lighted Santa goes out).
3. You have dressed a dog or cat as Santa Claus, elf helper, or reindeer. (10 points for each; if you dressed an endangered species, 5 extra points).
4. You put out last year's stale candy canes for children (1 point for each piece of sticky candy). If you put out a chocolate or marzipan Santa also, add 10 points.
5. You enclose a shoddy and inferior gift from Target, Walmart, or K-Mart in a Bloomingdale's or other prestige box to impress your friends (5 points for each infraction).
6. You make collect long distance phone calls to your family on Christmas Day (5 points, 10 if from a cell phone), claiming you are stuck in a phone booth.
7. At the office Christmas party, you horde huge stockpiles of goodies for later consumption at home (5 points; 15 points if you use this stuff for your own party).
8. You steal the wreath from a parked car to use on your own (Southern California only, others ignore: 5 points).
9. After an invitation to a friend's house, you bring a commercially produced fruitcake and try to pass it off as home made. (5 points; 15 points if the fruitcake is from last year).
10. Any stealing from the Toys-for-Tots collection bins is a definite no-no (20 points).
Evaluate your score on the "Grinch Scale" from 20 to 100:
20-30: You are just a cheeseball.
30-50: You are an apprentice in Yuletide larceny and are probably wanted by the police for overdue parking tickets.
50-100: Grinch, move over. The Meyer Lansky of Christmas crime has arrived.
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