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    Lightbulb Bubba and Cooter! LOL!

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    Re: Bubba and Cooter! LOL!

    Now thats funny.

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    Re: Bubba and Cooter! LOL!

    Good one Coop that last one killed me lmao......

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    Re: Bubba and Cooter! LOL!

    Too funny, thanks for the post.

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