*duke1's am and pm cliff notes 12/07/2010

[Duke]

Good Morning, due to computer issues the am cliff notes were not published, so I have combined notes for the whole day. I hope this will continue to help catch you up on the lastest news available concerning our investment. Hope you have a great day and rv soon.

1. History’s lesson for the dinar

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...0090#post20090

2. Unfinished Business: An American Strategy for Iraq Moving Forward

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz17Sk870my

3. Allawi renewed his threat to boycott the government and accusing Iran of interferingEditor

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz17SmnrTPf

4. INA / MP Hassoun Fatlawi agreement confirms the political blocs to keep the powers of the President of the Chamber of Deputies without change

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz17SpypnQG

5. Italy funded industrial projects in Iraq by a "UNIDO" Bar News |

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz17SrJC4GP

6. Claims to expel the Ministry of Culture on the system of quotas

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz17St4GEle

7. GCC urges Iraq to fully comply with UN resolutions related to invasion of Kuwait

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz17Sx4lPpd

8. Equality of Interior, requesting paid with the army .. Defense: Service Law provided us with financial stability


Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz17SyQ4INY

9. Oil: Iraq will turn into the most prominent exporters of derivatives

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz17T01CW8D

10. With U.S. presence fading in Iraq, ex-militia faces uncertain future

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...0103#post20103

11. Hanaa Edwar: retrieving the issue of continuing the salaries of deputies

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...0105#post20105

12. French company plans to buy a stake in the cork of the mobile phone


Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz17T5lEY3y

*duke1

P. S. School Papers, Part I

A compilation of statements from actual grade school papers:

1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in Hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and the climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.

3. Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.

4. The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had Myths. A Myth is a female moth.

5. Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name.

6. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock. After his death his career suffered a dramatic decline.

7. Eventually the Romans conquered the Greeks. History calls people Romans because they never stayed in one place for long.

8. Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The ides of March murdered him because they thought he was going to be made King. Dying, he gasped out: 'Tee hee, Brutus.'

9. Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak and was canonized by Bernard Shaw. Finally Magna Carta provided that no man should be hanged twice for the same offense.

10. Another story was William Tell who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his sons head.


PP. SS. School Papers, Part II

A compilation of statements from actual grade school papers:

11. Queen Elizabeth was the 'Virgin Queen.' As a Queen she was a great success. When she exposed herself before her troops they all shouted 'hurrah.'

12. It was an age of great inventions and discoveries. Gutenberg invented removable type and the Bible. Another important invention was the circulation of blood. Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes and started smoking.

13. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the year 1564, supposedly on his birthday. He never made much money and is famous only because of his plays. He wrote tragedies, comedies, and hysterectomies, all in Islamic pentameter. Romeo and Juliet are an example of heroic couplet.

14. Writing at the same time as Shakespeare was Miguel Cervantes. He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.

15. One of the causes of the Revolutionary War was the English put tacks in their tea. Also the colonists would send their parcels through the post without stamps. Finally the colonists won the war and no longer had to pay for taxis. Delegates from the original 13 states formed the contented congress. Thomas Jefferson and Benjamin Franklin were two singers of the declaration of independence. Franklin discovered electricity by rubbing two cats backwards and declared, 'A horse divided against itself cannot stand.' Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead.

16. Johann Bach wrote a great many musical compositions and had a large number of children. In between he practiced on an old spinster which he kept up in his attic. Bach died from 1750 to the present. Bach was the most famous composer in the world and so was Handel. Handel was half German and Half Italian and half English. He was very large.

17. Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died from this.

18. The ninteenth century was a time of a great many thoughts and inventions. People stopped reproducing by hand and started reproducing by machine. The invention of the steam boat caused a network of rivers to spring up. Cyrus McCormick invented the McCormick raper, which did the work of a hundred men.

19. Louis Paster discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species. Madam Curie discovered radio. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx Brothers.

20. The first world war, caused by the assignation of the Arch- Duck by an anahist, ushered in a new error in the anals of human history.

[Vito123]

glad ur computer is working better. You had me wondering why there no post this morning buddy.

[Jwdwrd]

Yeah! Me too! Was lost without you left alone with my coffee this a.m my friend! (wink)

[Jwdwrd]

You like numbers? I know you do! Now I am merely replying to pul "ahead of you" -but by one, I am a nice girl! BRING IT!