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    Funny Funny

    Here's a little something some one sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic.
    (It also made me Laugh Out Loud.) Remember, this is strictly a mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this:

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
    How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    Is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


    And


    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But ,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.


    REMEMBER:

    SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE
    IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM.
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    LOL I guess that means all the gurus are in the 103% bracket then lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by minichaser View Post
    LOL I guess that means all the gurus are in the 103% bracket then lol
    HAHAHA Yeah i guess i should of titled it the "GURUS CALCULATOR" where does your guru rank HAHAHAHA

    Damn i just made myself laugh lol again lol
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    lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

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    Funny Funny

    You are the amatuer god. You are the king of myspace hotties. The emperor of girls that look underage but theres no way to prove it.

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    Laughin my fricken ass off!! GREAT one Mojo!! LOL! Good to see you again by the way, welcome back!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TaraPrib View Post
    You are the amatuer god. You are the king of myspace hotties. The emperor of girls that look underage but theres no way to prove it.
    Please DO NOT POST ANY PORN/SPAM or you will be banned asap! Other then that, thanks for the comment and welcome to the site.
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