Good Morning, I hope everyone had a very Merry Christmas. Again there was suicide bomber hitting the ministries of Iraq. Iran still seems to be a player within the scheme of things. Let's just hope that Iraq will resist any help from Iran and continue be independent and develop a democracy that we have fought so hard for.
I hope everybody has a great day and RV.soon.
1. Currency Auctions: Announcement No. (2044): 12/26/2011
http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...nt-No.-(2044)-...
2. Word of the Day: Monday December 26, 2011: solatium
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1hdlTo6Tk
3. Iraqi political parties seek to resolve crisis
http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...resolve-crisis
4. Iraq already sliding into Iranian control
http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...ranian-control
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5. Iraq Sunni leader says charges could reignite sectarian war
Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz1hdsEZJRk
6. Sadr calls to resolve the House of Representatives and re-elections
Read more: http://iraqidinarchat.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=1601
7. Maliki's visit to Kuwait on Sunday
Read more: http://iraqidinarchat.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=1600
Duke
P. S. Things to do on an Elevator
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: 'Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!'
Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: 'Got enough air in there?'
Offer nametags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: 'I've got new socks on!'
Meow occasionally.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Walk on with a cooler that says 'human head' on the side.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce 'You're one of THEM!' and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask 'Is that your beeper?'
Say 'Ding!' at each floor.
Say 'I wonder what all these do' and push the red buttons.
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'
Announce in a demonic voice: 'I must find a more suitable host body.'
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
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