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    Duke's AM cliff notes for 02/23/2012

    Good Morning, hope everybody is doing well today. just a few items today that I thought might interest you.

    Have a great day and RV soon.

    1. Currency Auctions: Announcement No. (2084): 23-FEB-2012.

    http://stardogger.net/forum/showthre...4)-23-FEB-2012.

    2 Word of the Day Thursday February 23, 2012: plenum

    Read more: http://stardogger.net/forum/showthre...#ixzz1nCqAoXSu

    3. Iraq wants to hike oil exports through Turkey

    Read more: http://stardogger.net/forum/showthre...#ixzz1nCqMPz2X

    4. Ahrar bloc to boycott budget vote unless demands are met

    Read more: http://stardogger.net/forum/showthre...#ixzz1nCqXzYN7

    5. Parliament discusses federal budget's articles

    http://stardogger.net/forum/showthre...get-s-articles

    Duke

    P. S. Husband's Club


    A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play for more than three months and she is really bad. She decides to consult a golf pro.

    When she sees the golf pro, she explains how bad she is and he tells her to go ahead and hit the ball. She does. The ball goes about 50 yards into the brush slicing to the right. The golf pro says to the woman, "I can see that you have a lot of problems. Your stance is bad, your head is all over the place, and the worst thing is that grip."

    When she asks what can be done to fix the situation, he suggests, "Grab the club gently, as if you were grabbing your husband's "club". When the feeling is right, go ahead and swing." She does just that and the ball goes off the tee perfectly straight for about 275 yards.

    The golf pro says to the woman, "That is unbelievable, I didn't think you would do that well. But now on to the next problem. How do we get that golf club out of your mouth?"
    The woods are lovely, dark, and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep, And miles to go before I sleep. Robert Frost

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