*duke1 am cliff notes 12/28/2010

[Duke]

Good Morning, here is hoping all are doing well and let's think about those that are stranded due to bad weather or in need of help due to hardships. Everyone have a great day and rv soon.

1. D. Torhan mufti. Calls for the sons of the provinces to turn a page on the past

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz19PFzZeuh

2. Source: National Alliance meet to choose a speaker and a Chalabi, the favorite of the Ministry of Interior

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz19PG61mxG

3. Iraq will iron out oil industry troubles: Maliki
Iraq will iron out oil industry troubles: Maliki (AFP)


Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz19PGEqkHP

4. Iraq lists record oil output in 20 years28.12.2010 09:21

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz19PGtQsxQ

5. Trudy Rubin: Shaky future
Internal politics and Iranian interference threaten Iraq

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz19PHCNiaL

6. Basra is on track to be the capital of Iraq's economic

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz19PMCYV1a

7. Iyad Allawi, head to the UAE

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...ead-to-the-UAE

8. Wasit: we will get 60 thousand dollars per day of petrodollar project starting from the middle of next year

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz19PMlfvlu

9. President Receives Nujaifi the representative of Iraq to the United Nations

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz19PMxVcKt

10. URGENT (CORRECTED)

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...ent-(corrected)

11. Increase in oil prices to minimize deficit in Iraq’s 2011 budget, Oil Ministry:

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz19PNR0ts6

12. Iraq oil output above 2.6mn bpd for first time in 20 years

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz19PNb9P1E

13. MP leads campaign calling for a reduction of the salaries of the three presidencies, deputies and ministers

Read more: http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...#ixzz19PNnCNqJ

14. Iraq will iron out oil industry

http://www.stardogger.net/forum/show...1222#post21222

*duke1

P. S. Old Sayings...Different Twist
See if you can translate the following into the familiar sayings we've all heard? See answers below.

1. Scintillate, Scintillate, asteroid exiguous.

2. Members of an avian species of identical plumage congregate.

3. Surveillance should precede salutations

4. Pulchritude poses possesses solely cutaneous profundity

5. It is fruitless to become lachrymose over precipitately departed lacteal fluid.

6. Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.

7. The stylus is more potent then the claymore.

8. It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

9. Eschew the implement of correction of vitiate the scion.

10. The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly ogled saucepan does not does reach 212 F'.

11. All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.

12. Where there are visible vapors in ignited carbonaceous material, there is conflagration.

Answers:

1. Twinkle, twinkle, little star.

2. Birds of a feather, flock together.

3. Think before you speak.

4. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

5. Don't cry over spilled milk.

6. Cleanliness is next to godliness.

7. The pen is mightier than the sword.

8. You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

9. Spare the rod and spoil the child.

10. A watched pot doesn't boil.

11. All that glitters is not gold.

12. Where there's smoke, there's fire.

PP.SS. Selling Vacuum Cleaners
A little old woman answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner."Good morning," said the young man.

"If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.

"Go away!" said the old woman. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.

"Don't be too hasty!" he said.

"Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."

In addition, with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

The old woman stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a darned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."

[Jwdwrd]

Ty once again Duke!

[*VooDooWar]

Hey duke1 man you sure get the thanks but i don't see you giving many out ..... LMAO Keep up the good work!

[Duke]

Hey, have u not notice the topics recognizning Jwdwrd and shela1153 lol