A blond is flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot.

He has a heart attack and dies.

She is frantic and calls out a May Day.

"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"

She hears a voice over the radio saying: "This is Air Traffic Control, and I hear you loud and clear.
I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this
kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height
and position."

She says, "I'm 5'4" and I support Obama."

"O.K." says the voice on the radio... "Repeat after me:
Our Father who art in Heaven...