Little Johnny Strikes Again:

A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what they need at home.

Joey says, "A computer." The teacher replies, "That would be very useful."

Jenny says, "A new lawn mower." The teacher again replies, "That would also be very useful."

Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don't need anything!"

The teacher asks him to think again carefully, as everybody needs something.

Little Johnny replies, "No I'm sure. When Obama was re-elected, I remember my dad saying; 'Well, that's the last #&#%^&#
thing we needed.'"